Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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