I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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