their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Randomize
