the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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