I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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