me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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