Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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