ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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