What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Randomize