i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
Randomize
