New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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