I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
True college students do jello shots in the library
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