i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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