How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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