GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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