We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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