Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
Randomize
