Do vagina's smell?
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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