Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
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