I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
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