Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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