let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
