Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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