? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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