This girl is more easily done than said...
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
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