you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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