You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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