In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
What happened to fro yo and sex?
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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