Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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