He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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