Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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