Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
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