I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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