You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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