How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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