I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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