Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I'm passing your future prison.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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