Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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