I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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