my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize
