Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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