I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I FOUND THE LEGS
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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