Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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