I'm jealous of your bromance
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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