playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
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