Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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