Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
Toaster
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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