I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Randomize
