Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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