He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
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