Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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