When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
Randomize
