So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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