if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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