I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
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