Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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